the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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