Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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