YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm passing your future prison.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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