I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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