Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm always down for nudity.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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