We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
