I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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