Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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