I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
