Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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