Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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