Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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