So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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