He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
