That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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