I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
