It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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