Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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