im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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