Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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