Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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