He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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