we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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