So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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