So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Randomize
