woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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