she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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