Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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