good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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