So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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