There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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