so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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