Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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