Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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