no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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