so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
His nipple licking is glorious
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