I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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