She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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