Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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