I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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