I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Randomize