ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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