I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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