it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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