Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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