did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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