where does the pee come out of this thing
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She's the barista slut.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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