I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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