She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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