she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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