Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
