Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He? As in you personified your dick?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
