It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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