Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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