Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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