i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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