She's JV to your varsity
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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