I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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