You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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