i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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