I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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